If you wish to pay for The Unzip Wizard by credit card, and do not wish to take advantage of our secure online Web site order page ( www.unzipwizard.com/purchase.htm hint, hint) then you can call him on the phone and he'll be happy to take your money...err...order. There are some restrictions, however, when placing a phone order:

Since Mr. Wizard sleeps during daylight hours, he will only answer and accept telephone orders from 6:30 PM up until midnight EASTERN time. Or in plain English EVENINGS ONLY!  Remember, Mr. Wizard needs his beauty sleep. Since he works his magic only after the sun goes down, don't wake him up by calling him at any other time of day.  If you ignore this warning and interrupt his beauty sleep he may wave his magical wand over the telephone and turn you into a toad. You've been warned!

OK, now, if you can respect Mr. Wizard's odd working hours, and you don't mind spending your own dime to call him (he's too cheap to offer a toll free number), then you can reach him at: (540) 371-5746